Buhtt sex?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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