Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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