i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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