question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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