Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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