she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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