GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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