Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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