I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
