We should be called the Road Head Warriors
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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