we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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