when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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