we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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