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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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