btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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