I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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