can we get nightvision for the apartment?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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