windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Boobs speak an international language.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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