I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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