what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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