Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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