Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
im on a boat
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