i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i've created a new STD.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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