you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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