So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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