Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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