The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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