Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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