I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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