I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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