I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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