He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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