guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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