HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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