idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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