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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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