Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Randomize
