Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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