You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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