was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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