what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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