I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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