Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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