he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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