im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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