IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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