Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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