how can u be prego again
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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