and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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