It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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