apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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