batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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