Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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