sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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