I can't watch pbs sober anymore
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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