your thong is hanging out like whoa
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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