Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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