Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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