Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I love you. Go after that dick
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