the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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